I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
― J. D. Salinger (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: uoa)

12:21 pm  •  21 October 2014  •  138,096 notes


i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

12:27 pm  •  20 October 2014  •  165,623 notes